I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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