i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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