Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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