I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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