I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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