Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Bring me that man meat
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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