if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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