i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Two words: blizzard sex
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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