i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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