TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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