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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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