The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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