So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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