If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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