i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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