I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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