my room smells like sperm. sweet.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
