drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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