Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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