i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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