Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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