what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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