therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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