no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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