i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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