we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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