Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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