Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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