Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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