As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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