Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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