Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You are the jesus of drinking
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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