belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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