Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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