So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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