READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
wow bdsm is so cute
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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