I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
