i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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