I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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