i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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