Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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