what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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