We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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