the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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