So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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