went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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