I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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