Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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