They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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