is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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