I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Dick very happy bro
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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