This girl is more easily done than said...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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