every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
now i know why i became what i already was.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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