I want to stick my p in your. b.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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