I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
