i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
