summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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