You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My feet surprised me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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